New Self Deprecating Joke Weekender Totes

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

I hate the sun, it makes me feral. Show off your love of the darkness and goth lifestyle, but in a feral girl summer parody with this funny, "Feral Goth Summer" design!

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

OOF y'all, I'm......Yeexhawsted. If your finding yourself running low on yee and have no haw left, this funny tired cowboy comic panel design is for you. Perfect for hittin' the ol' dusty trail and sleeping out on the lone prairie for a spell.

Put out THICC and GROOVY vibes with this far out design perfect for loving your body and enhancing your extremely powerful, groovy aura.

Okay I may have seven cups of coffee a day, but I'm not addicted to coffee, haha! It's just that labor under capitalism is a demon draining my life force and all it offers in return is unhealthy coping mechanisms instead of letting me rest more. Resist the work grind and take back your personal time with this ironic coffee addict design.

Sorry I can't work today- I'm retired. Yes, retired! As in, I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today. Get others to tiredly groan along with you with this groovy sleepy sun pun design that could probably use a day off.

Hear everyone croak and groan at this very silly tadpole pun, perfect for any frog enthusiast or connoisseur who obsesses over amphibians with no shame.

Welcome to the gun-snow. Stay frosty at the gym with this swole snowman Jack Frost that's sure to lift some chilly spirits.

Get into some tasty cryptid lore with this funny logo parody with horns and wings evoking the legendary and spooky Jersey Devil!

Hot take Halloween is Goth Christmas. Celebrate the best holiday of the year with this funny goth Halloween design.

Merry Trashmas! Show your love for Raccoons and the holiday season with this Christmas and trash panda inspired design.

This christmas shirt is perfect for holly jolly christmas elves who just can't get enough of December, christmas trees and presents because your current mood is christmas and you're just a winking santa emoji inside. This santa shirt is great for fans of christmas movies, christmas quotes and santa memes.

Spread some Christmas cheer this holiday season with this holiday design featuring the text "Falalala Llama" and a festive sing-a-long christmas llama. Perfect for holiday parties, christmas dinner, and holiday family gatherings!

Move over hot girl summer, it's time for silly goose fall! Celebrate the season change with this funny, silly, fall goose design!

Wink wink, ribbit ribbit...Show off your love of frogs and NSFW words with this, "I'm Moist" frisky frog design. Perfect for loving frogs, ponds, amphibians, and dirty jokes.

Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

So....you didn't know we were living in a live action anime remake, huh? Tch. Typical. Baka. Live everyday like just one of your favorite anime's with this funny nerdy design!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Happ-yee Haw-lloween Y'all! Get some spooky Old West Halloween vibes going with this funny cowboy headless horseman pattern that's sure to send terror through the town til the cows come home.

Beware the HeadlYEEs HAWrseman! Get Halloween done right with this funny countrified cowboy headless horseman that surely haunts a pasture near you.

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!